Funny General Jokes

God: What is policy?

Dead Man: A contract that keeps us poor all in your life so that you can die rich..

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Funny Lalu found answer to the most difficult question ever: What came first- the chicken or the egg?

"Hum jiska order pehle dunga, vahi pehle ayega na!"

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Teacher: Did you father help your with your homework?

Student: No, he did it all by himself.

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Sardar Fixed His Marriage on 2nd july.

He Sends lnvitation to His Friends like this , Marriage is 0n July 2nd, Please Come on 1st Night and Enjoy....

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Father to son after exam : Let me see your report card.

Son : My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.