What Type Of Person Are You?

* Vain Person: One who loves the smell of his own farts.

* Amiable Person: One who loves the smell of other peoples farts.

* Proud Person: One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine.

* Shy Person: One who releases silent farts and then blushes.

* Impudent Person: One who boldly farts out loud and then laughs.

* Unfortunate Person: One who tries very hard to fart but shits instead.

* Scientific Person: One who farts regularly but is truly concerned about pollution.

* Nervous Person: One who stops in the middle of a fart.

* Honest Person: One who admits he farted but offers good medical reasons.

* Dishonest Person: One who farts and then blames it on the dog.

* Foolish Person: One who supresses a fart for hours and hours.

* Thrifty Person: One who always has several good farts in reserve.

* Antisocial Person: One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.

* Strategic Person: One who covers up his farts with loud coughing.

* Sadistic Person: One who farts in bed and then fluffs the covers over his bed mate.

* Intellectual Person: One who can determine from the smell of a fart the precise food items consumed.

* Athletic Person: One who farts at the slightest exertion.

* Sensitive Person: One who farts and then starts crying.