THE MOTHER-IN-LAW!

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THE MOTHER-IN-LAW!

A man, his wife and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.  While they were there the mother-in-law passed away.

The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.OO." 

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. 

The undertaker asked, "Why? Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150.00? 

The man said, "A man died here 2000 years ago, he was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead.  I just can't take that chance."