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Funny Interview Jokes-1

Funny Interview Jokes - 1


Officer : What Is Your Name ?

Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : Tell Me Properly

Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir

Officer : Your Father's Name ?

Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : What Does That Mean ?

Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir

Officer : Your Native Place

Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?

Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir

Officer : What Is Your Qualification?

Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : (Angrily) What Is It ?

Candidate : Metric Pass

Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?

Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : And What Does That Mean ?

Candidate : Money Problem Sir

Officer : Describe Your Personality

Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly

Candidate : Magnanimous Personality Sir

Officer : This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now

Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : What Is It Now

Candidate : My Performance....?

Officer : Mp !!!

Candidate : What Is That Sir..?

Officer : Mentally Puncture


Four guys, from Harvard, Yale, MIT and SANTA SINGH from Punjab

University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job.

One common Question was asked to all 4 of them.


YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light

HARVARD Guy : It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes

instantly in Your mind.

MIT guy : Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked

SANTA SINGH : Its Loose motion

INTERVIEWER : (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"?

SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the

Worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON

THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!


There was a student who was desirous of taking admission for a study

course. He was smart enough to get through the written test, a GD and was

to appear for the personal interview. Later, as the interview progressed, the

interviewer found this

boy to be bright since he could answer all the questions correctly. The

interviewer got impatient and decided to corner the boy.

"Tell me your choice," said he to the boy, "What's your choice: I shall either ask you ten easy questions or ONE real difficult. Think well before you make up your mind."

The boy thought for a while and said, "My choice is ONE real difficult


"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice!" said the man on

the opposite side. Tell me: What comes first, Day or Night?"

The boy was jolted first but he waited for a while and said: "It's the DAY,


"How???????" the interviewer was smiling ("At last, I got you!" he said to


"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult


Admission for the course was thus secured.