Funny Humor Memory Jokes

Patient : Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember anything!

Doctor : So, since when did you have this problem ?

Patient : What problem?

Doctor is shock

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Customer: "Do you people sell them megas?"

Salesperson: "Uh, sure, how much do you need, sir?"

Customer: "100!"

Salesperson: "I can only give you 64."

Customer: "Well, can't you throw in 26 more?"

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An actual problem description submitted through our help desk system: "Computer was knocked over, physical memory dumped."

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Two elderly gentlemen are playing cards on Saturday evening as they have done for the past 35 years. Max, the older, had been having problems remembering what cards were what, and usually needed help from his wife.

At the end of the card game Ed said to Max, "You did very good tonight. You didn't need any help at all. Why is that?"

Max replied, "Why ever since my wife sent me to that memory school, I haven't had any problems at all."

"Memory school? What memory school?"

Max thought for a moment, "Oh, what's that flower that's red with thorns? A really pretty flower...?"

"A rose?"

"Yeah...that's it!" Max turned to his wife and mumbled, "Hey, Rose! What's the name of that memory school you sent me to?"