Funny College Jokes

Funny College Jokes

Professor : What three words are the most used by college students?

Student : I don.t know.

Professor : Absolutely correct.

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A young man studying in a college abroad sent this SMS to his father: Dear dad, no mon, no fun, your son.

The father replied: Dear son, too bad, so sad, your dad.

Q: What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

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College Boy: My Father’s name is laughing and my mother name is smiling.

Girl: You must be kidding…

College boy: No, that is my brother I am joking.