Death Preparation

Some of the funniest stories and jokes about death

 

Death Preparation

Barry and Hannah, an old married couple,  are sitting on the couch watching TV. On the show they were speaking about how to prepare in case of death etc.
“Honey,” says Barry, turning to his wife with a serious expression, “I want you to promise me, that if there ever comes a time that I am dependent on just machines and bottled fluid, that you will make sure to  put an end to it.”
“No problem hun,” said Hannah, and she promptly got up, turned off the TV, and poured his beer down the drain.…