Dating in College

* In an imaginary world, holding hands is the first sign of true love. In college it means someone is too drunk to stand on their own.

* In an imaginary world, men aren't afraid to admit their feelings. In college, if you ask them what they want or why they kissed you they respond, "Why do you think?" Refer to number one for definition.

* In an imaginary world, sleepovers are sleepovers. Just that. In college it's an orgy or pretty close to it.

* In an imaginary world the guy might call you the day after. In college, you're lucky if he acknowledges your presence when you walk by . . . or if he does call back, refer to number one again, for the reason.

* In an imaginary world, sex is sacred and special. In college, it happens every night between drunk strangers, who don't even know each others names.