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Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and two (2) balls. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the holes.

Owner of the course must approve the equipment before play may begin. For most effective play, the club must have a firm shaft.

Course owners are permitted to check the shaft stiffness before play begins. Course owners reserve the right to restrict the shaft length to avoid any damage to the course.

Unlike outdoor golf, the goal is to get the club into the hole, while keeping the balls out. Players are advised to obtain the course owner's permission before attempting to play the back nine.

Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the request of the course owner.

It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match. The course owner will be the sole judge as to who is the best player.