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Little Boy and Little Girl Joke

Little Boy and Little Girl Joke

 

 

Little Bobby had got hold of the newspaper and was reading the headlines aloud.

“Man imprisoned for deserting his wife,” he read at length.

Then, after a brief pause for thought, he added: “Oh, mum – now I know why dad doesn’t leave you!”

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My little girl was sitting on my lap facing a mirror.

After gazing intently at her reflection for some minutes, she said: ‘Papa, did God make you?’

“certainly, my dear,’ I told her.

“And did he make me, to?’ taking another look in the mirror.

“Certainly, dear. What makes you ask?’

“Seems to me He’s doing better work lately.”