Newton New Theory in Romantic Mood Joke

Newton new Theory in romantic mood

Universal law:"Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money"

First law:"A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent (brother or father of the gal) comesinto play and break the legs of the boy."

Second law:"The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneousba ­nk balance of the boy and the directionof this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance."

Third law:"The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping"