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Funny Love Letters
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PUNJABI LOVE LETTER
Dear meri dil ki katori, Mai kya ji, it was ji very well since the time I put my eyes on you at Bunty's wedding.
The parrots flew out of my hands, when u turned like a truck on a blind curve and smiled at me.
Now I see ur face everywhere, even in my chicken-curry. The butter chicken reminds me your sweet voice.
Mai kya ji, would you be the butter on my naan and the chicken in my curry of life....!!!!
Koi gal nahi, take ur time but don't put the foot on the Brakes of my love ji.
What to do, I to have started thinking about Shaadi-Vaadi. Karao maat wait, say yes for a date! Bale Balle ......
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My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda), you are my TVS SCOOTY (first love) and my AIWA (pure passion).
I always BPL (believe in the best) and you are SANSUI (better than the best).
You are DOMINO'SPIZZA (delivering a million smiles) for me.
This is a COLGATE ENE! RGY GEL (seriously fresh) feeling for me.
I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your mother who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (the unshakable) and my mother who is CEAT (born tough) , but don't worry as I am also FORD ICON (The josh machine) and rest of our family members are pretty KELVINATORS (the coolest ones). If our mother say no, we will run away and marry, and PHILIPS (let's make things better).
They will feel MIRINDA (zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe in COCA-COLA (jo chahe ho jaye) .
Trust in God who's always NOKIA (connecting people) who love each other. And do not forget that we are WILLS (made for each other).
Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK ! (real taste of life), SATYAM ONLINE (fun fast easy) and PARX (always comfortable).
So never forget me. Ok bye! I wrote little but actually PEPSI (yeh dil mange more)!!.
Yours LG (digitally yours).
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I know you hate me for leaving you that message sometime ago but you have to understand that I felt like you were stringing me along and I just didn’t like that … especially after I told you how I felt and you knew I just wanted things to be casual.
Okay, I want to be friends again and this time, I ask that if you have feelings for me, or if things start to heat up, and want to further it, please don’t push me away and then do that to me again.
I think you were in a bad place as well then (still am until I get my shit together), was the first time for you or whatever (I don’t know), and you just weren’t thinking at the time and I didn’t see it. If you have found someone, great, married, awesome, or have kids, congratulations. I’m happy for you but I still want to be friends again.