Man and the Cashier Jokes

Man and the Cashier Jokes

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A man shopping in a super market took his purchase of two cans of dog food to the checkout counter.

The cashier asked," Sir, do you have a dog?"

"Yes" replied the man.

" Well, where is it?" asked the cashier.

" I left him home" he answered.

" Sorry," the cashier said," You can't buy the dog food if I can't see the dog.

That's the rules.

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The next day he returned to the store and brought some cat food the checkout.

" Do you have a cat?" asked the cashier.

" Yes " he said,

" but I left him home "

" Sorry " she said,

" If I can't see the cat, I can't sell you the food. That's the rules."

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The next day the man walked into the store with a brown paper bag.

he walked up to the cashier and said," Put your hand in here" The cashier put her hand in and said, " It's soft and warm. What is it?"

The man replied, " I'd like three rolls of toilet paper please!"