Library Funny Humour

I walked into a library and said "MAY I HAVE SOME FISH AND CHIPS PLEASE?"

The librarian said: "I'm sorry this is a library"

I said: "Ooops. Sorry. may I have some fish and chips please?"

A chicken walked into a library and said: "Buk"

The librarian gave her a book and she left.

The next day the chicken walked into a library again and said: "Buk, buk, buk"

The librarian gave her three books and she left.

The next day the chicken walked into a library again and said: "Buk, buk, buk, buk, buk"

The librarian gave her five books and she left, but the librarian decided to follow her because she had never know of a chicken who was such an avid reader.

She followed the chicken to her home and watched her give the books to a frog who was ill in bed.

The frog said: " Redit, redit, redit, redit..."