10 Most Stupid Questions

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10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations.

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
 
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

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2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on

your feet...

Stupid Question:-  Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer:-  No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.

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3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...

Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.

Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

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4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question:- Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??

Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly

also spit in it.

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5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...

Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.

Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

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6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

Stupid Question:-  Is the guy you're marrying good?

Answer:-  No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the

money.

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7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Stupid Question:-  Sorry. were you sleeping?

Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa

marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.

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8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

Stupid Question:-   Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer:-  No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

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9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?

Answer:-  No it wont. It will just bleed.

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10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...

Stupid Question:-  Oh, so you smoke.

Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in

flames!!!